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| ...here's how I used to party back in the day. More specifically, 20 years ago on my 5th birthday.
Check out that bad-ass stegosaurus party hat! YEAH!
Thanks for all the fun birthday wishes, my friends!
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| A. The temp agency you applied for a few months ago sends you an email encouraging you to start your own business.
B. A strip joint in Providence, RI holds a career fair.
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| ...of things my cat likes to eat/drink. Our cat adopted us in August 2008, and so far the list is as follows:
--butter
--pizza crust
--fried chicken
--human hair
--cherry wine
--white bread
--suds from the bubble bath
--milk
--spider legs
--earwax (don't ask)
--pepperoni
--mashed potatoes
--water from the bathtub or bathroom sink faucet
--mint chocolate chip ice cream
--cheese (any kind)
--tuna water
My cat is a friggin' weirdo.
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| I am extremely grateful that my friends and acquaintances in Xanga World are not like the vast majority of Xanga users.
Thank you for blogging for yourself--not to get featured on the front page.
Thank you for not turning it into a popularity contest to see who can get the most comments--most Xangans apparently fail to realize that we have Stalkerbook and StalkerSpace for that.
Thank you for not being an idiot like Dan aka TheTheologiansCafe.
And last but not least...
Thank you for not inviting this unwelcome guest all the time:
And people wonder why I still prefer to do my substantial blogging on LJ...anywho...just wanted to give you guys mad props...yo.
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| What is your middle name?
Marie
What color is your mailbox?
White
Are you single?
nope, married
Have you ever hit a deer?
Thankfully no
Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
The only "bridge" is near my exit on I-40.
What color is your room?
Eggshell. I wish I had a purple room, too. I did when I was 4.
Do you have a small driveway?
Nope, parking lot!
Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
Not really. Most people down here don't have T-Mobile yet because it just arrived here.
What do you do first in the morning?
roll over
What brand is your printer?
HP
Do you enjoy fighting with people?
Yes and no.
Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
Straight as a pin.
Who was your kindergarten teacher?
Mrs. Pikalek. One of the best teachers ever!
What is your ringtone?
I have 3--"Shipping Up To Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys for regular calls, "More Than A Feeling" by Boston for family members, and the Valpo Fight Song for Valpo people.
Are you taller than your mom?
No, we're the same height.
What curse word do you say the most when your pissed?
Fuck shit hell. Usually that's actually 3 words, but sometimes it blends into 1.
Are you God?
No, but I do know Jesus.
Do you like someone?
I like lots of people!
Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
I used to have these obnoxious Gelly Roll gel pens that wrote in metallic colors. My teachers hated them, and I loved them!
Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Yes, my baby maker.
Do you often cry during a movie?
Not often. Schindler's List made me cry, though.
Last phone call you received?
Credit card company. The shitkickers.
Last text message?
Jordan telling me that stovetop hot cocoa and Eggo waffles are the dinner of champions.
Do you hate your life?
Not at all. It's great right now!
Do you get mad easily?
Yes.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
I can't just put one: hypocrisy and lack of compassion.
Are you cold?
Physically I'm a little chilly at the moment. Our front door is drafty.
Do any of your friends have kids?
Yes, Erin has a son named Noah.
Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?
My cousin's girlfriend is. My other cousin just had her baby a couple months ago: Gaige.
Who should pay on the first date?
Whoever offers.
How many years older than you are you willing to date?
I'd date George Clooney. Obviously it would just be a short fling since he's the perpetual bachelor, but what the hell. What is that, 20+ years?
Do you have any friends?
Of course
Do you have any mean friends?
There's a few.
What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?
The color that fridges used to be in the 70s and 80s. Puke green, harvest gold, colors like that. Anything that was inspired by vomit looks terrible on a human being.
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
uh HUH.
Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
No, but there was a time not all that long ago when I regularly contemplated jumping in front of a moving vehicle on Chapel Drive.
Have you ever contemplated complete gender reassignment?
I did briefly. Not seriously, though. Just had the random thought pop into my head wondering what it would be like.
Do you scratch your ears?
Uh...sure?
Who was the last person to hug you?
Adam before he went to work.
What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
They're not jeans..they're some shorts I got at Target sophomore year of college for PE.
How tall are you?
nearly 5'8
What is the closest green object?
My Who Cares clock with green lettering.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
My parents didn't even pick out a male name before I was born. My mom claims the moment she found out she was pregnant, she knew I was going to be a girl. I do know that my brother was almost named Keith, though. No joke!
Do you want to have kids?
Perhaps someday, if it would be possible. Certain things run in the family that may make that impossible though, so who knows? Whatever happens, man. It's all good. We'll just adopt a bunch of cats instead if we have to. Haha.
What is the brightest color you're wearing?
I'm not wearing any bright colors right now. Black, white, gray, and dark blue. How boring.
Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?
Adam. Those who went to Marian with us know why.
Who do you hate the most right now?
Blago.
What kind of car do you want?
I'm quite happy with Cherry the Honda.
What is your favorite video game?
Donkey Kong Country for SNES. The colors are vivid, the music is fun, and it's a game I could play for hours at a time if I wanted.
Do you like your dad?
I don't just like my dad, I love him. He's not perfect, but he's still one of my heroes.
Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Law & Order: SVU and CSI.
Are you wearing make-up?
No
Do you have a tattoo?
No. It's still something I'd consider doing.
Have you ever broken a pinata?
No. Speaking of pinatas, I want that shirt that has a pinata on it and says "I'd Hit That."
What time is it right now?
9:59pm
Do you know how to draw?
I can draw pretty well, I think. The artistic hand runs in both my parents' families.
Who loves orange soda?
Kel Mitchell. He does, he does, he DO-OES...but seriously, I actually prefer grape.
Who did you last IM?
S-Jo?
Do you work a lot of hours?
I'm unemployed so...no.
Where were you in the last 24 hours?
Dollar Tree
Is there anything you regret?
Not really.
Do you know where your family name originated from?
My maiden name originates from County Galway, Ireland. My married name is from France.
Is there an animal that creeps you out?
House centipedes...gah, I get the shivers and creepy-crawlies just thinking about them. Whenever I see one, I'm too afraid to come near it to step on it so I have to throw a heavy object at it from a distance to kill it.
What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
Oh I'm all about red, baby. Red is sexay. Cherry the Honda is sexay.
Do you use digital or film cameras?
Digital. Digital is easier for personal, candid photos. But I respect professional photographers who still work with film.
Do you own an iPod?
Yes. It's named Shaniqua. I am going to hell for this.
Have you ever been on a charter bus?
If by charter you mean a coach bus, then yes. MC Band went to both Florida and Washington DC on coach buses.
Do you like going to water parks?
Yes, even though I don't know how to swim! Figure that one out.
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